OUCH Secret Satan

We bring 2018 to a horrifying conclusion in the only way we know how... gifting each other movies designed to bring the maximum trauma to the recipient. Bibleman Adventures LIVE! A Light in the Darkness starts the festivities with a side hug. Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie has unexpected consequences. Fifty Shades of Grey teaches us all an important lesson about life, love, and the privileges of being brain dead as well as filthy rich. Finally, Carry on Matron shows us the real pain and horror hidden in the English Music Hall Tradition and the insidiousness of saucy holiday postcards.
There is much weeping, whippings and gnashing of teeth... Join us, won't you?

Episode 81- OUCH Secret Satan

Enter the Santa Ho Ho No

The last week before Secret Satan brings us two Santa focused features. First up we visit Santa's Summer House, a summer refuge for Jolly Ol' St. Nick to shed the pounds and get his greepy on, where seething resentment and crumbling unions and croquet is the normal order of the day. Then we get abducted along with a couple of meddling kids and taken to Mars to witness the bloody, horrific, savage battles as Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Craig returns just in time to reveal the final piece of Yuletide Giving Pain!*



* Editor's Note: Due to circumstances beyond our control everytime you hear "The Brainiacs dot com" please think or say aloud "The Bibleman Adventure Live! A Light in the Darkness!". Thank you.

EPISODE 81- ENTER THE SANTA! HO HO NO!

Christmas Cruise Sex Ordeal

The Holly Jolly CONTINUES! This week we take a look at the 2004 French horror film Calvaire, in which a singer is tortured on his way to a Christmas show down south, and Kubrick's swan song Eyes Wide Shut, in which Tom Cruise has a breakdown because he learned his wife has sexual fantasies.. If those won't put you in the holiday spirit, we have no clue what would. Also Tyler fan gushes, Dave weeps, and Kevin twists the knife.
Join us, won't we?

Episode 80- Christmas Cruise Sex Ordeal

St. Nick and Nora's Infinite Wishlist

The Endlessly Depressive March of Holiday Cheer continues. This week we take a look at Netflix's attempt to dethrone Hallmark from the Throne of Cheap Holiday Flicks with Kurt Russell and The Christmas Chronicles and the classic pre-Code mystery-comedy starring Hollywood's all time best pairing of William Powell and Myrna Loy in The Thin Man. Plus Chris bludgeons Craig to take his place, Kevin waxes lyrical about a certain Hallmark holiday leading lady, Dave gushes incoherently again, and Tyler lives in fear that we won't go Muppet-free again this year.

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Episode 79- St. Nick and Nora's Infinite Wishlist

Season's Beatings

This week we start to feel the holiday spirit with an unlikely pair of films that we hope will one day go together like wine and cheese or Spam with lobster thermidor. August Underground Penance shows the joys of psychotics during the holidays in bloody detail while celebrating the classic holiday activity of bringing gifts to the home of strangers and a spotlight on the often overlooked importance of maintaining communication in your special relationships during this busy time of year. Santa with Muscles shows that even if you are supplement selling shyster with delusions of Clouseau than all you really need to be a better person if to collect orphans.

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Episode 78- Season's Beatings