Teeth, Scales, Claws, FUN!

     This week- Giant Monster Fights! Panic induced but well organized evacuations! Angry New Yorkers! Collapsed landmarks! Gojira! Gamera! Gwoemul! GINO!
     First up, those pesky 3rd Planet Aliens try to conquer Tokyo for colonization through the Terror of Mechagodzilla! When a ship carrying uranium crashes into an atoll the stage is set for Gyaos to re-emerge and terrorize humanity. Only friend to children everywhere Gamera: Guardian of the Universe can come to humanity's rescue! After the success of Independence Day, Devlin and Emmerich decided to remake Jurassic Park but they couldn't get the rights to that... so instead they created a new creature with an old name to unleash the embarrassed horror that is Godzilla (USA, 1998). Finally, South Korea takes inspiration from a real event to ruminate on the consequences in The Host.
     All that plus...
     Anna ponders the greater questions of maximizing shelf space! Kevin continues his deplorable secret brainwashing experiments on his unsuspecting spouse! Dave wonders if the only way to find peace is to just end a certain breathing mannequin! Tyler has a great personal growth moment that surprises everyone which renews hope that all just might be all right with the world someday. What a start to the Reiwa Era! Join us, won't we?

Episode 108- Teeth, Scales, Claws, FUN!!

Unctuous Innings

Get good and covered until you can feel it squishing between your toes, pop open the Cracker Jack, and get ready for a whole afternoon just kinda sitting there while sliding uncomfortably all over the seat... This week we do a double feature of The Greasy Strangler and A League of Their Own. First Big Ronnie runs a walking disco tour by day and covers himself with grease and strangles people by night. Sure, other things happen but, let's be honest, no one really cares about that stuff. Then a fictional movie about an interesting true story where all the flavor and personalities of those actually there are drained for your easy viewing consumption.... There's always been lots of crying in baseball and to say otherwise is a denial of reality that even Tom Hanks' alcoholism can't explain away.

Our last two kaiju flicks are unveiled, Dave is bored out of his gourd, Tyler shocks everyone again, and Kevin brings threats of new dangers and unknown mental anguish. Join us, won't we?


Episode 107- Unctuous Innings

Mad About Foxy Redheads

In a fierce head to head of dystopian nostalgia we pit mad Max 2: The Road Warrior against Hardware. First, drifter clad in leather biker gear gets caught up in some shenanigans over some guzzolene against other drifters in leather fetish gear. Then a third totally unconnected drifter brings a killer robot head to the agoraphobic girlfriend he ran out on because nothing says "I love you, Pumpkin Spice" like hot death delivered by military grade stuff.

Kevin wonders if his kaiju is kaiju enough, Dave has a minor stroke over his fellow older honky geeks, while Tyler makes jokes and a difficult decision. Join us, won't we?

Episode 105- Mad About Foxy Redheads

A Stab of Amenity

This week, Anna steps off the bench, shows some serious swagger, and unleashes more Walter Hill. When a group of Louisiana Army National Guard get lost in the backwaters of the bayou they find their lives in jeopardy when a group of faceless trappers hunts them. All the great qualities of Hill's previous efforts with all their issues in a Vietnam in the States odyssey that finds no Southern Comfort. Then Kevin tries to make us laugh with the second adventure of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, A Shot in the Dark. Widely considered the best of the series, this installment brings on favorites Cato and Commissioner Dreyfus.

All that and Dave loses his last peaceful resort and Tyler plots. Join us, won't we?

Episode 105- A Stab of Amenity

Fuck Dave

This week we fully embrace audience baiting. Tyler shows us the greatness of cheap sci-fi action with Death Machine. When a group of weapons manufacturing executives get trapped in the building with a mad designer and his stop motion kill machine there can never be enough stage corridors to run down. Then Dave would like to formally apologize to almost everyone he has ranted against and ask for their forgiveness. Be it the jerk whose high horse urinated on him in Interstate 60 or the pretentious maker of Adrenochrome. Dave is sorry he insulted you so much. This change of heart brought to you be Loqueesha, a movie made by a racist prick who can only get sexually aroused when being degraded by others publically. I hope you enjoy the jerk sessions before you disappear, Jeremy, you fuckstain.

All that plus Chris gets a restraining order from Brad Dourif, Kevin cries his own tears, and Craig tosses a classy classic bomb in our laps for next week. Join us, won't we?

Episode 104- Fuck Dave