Saturday, October 12, 2019

Rolly Polly Fish Heads



    The October Horror Death March continues through some watery graves.
    A neat monsters, a lot of boredom, and a fierce woman called Jeff, and a stupid man called Erin all come together to fight a new radiation created abomination in Spawn of the Slithis (aka just plain old, not nearly as dramatic, Slithis). 
    The least disciplined crew of an underwater Navy research station awakens a horror from the depths. If you take any lesson from it, learn that more movies needed more Miguel Ferrer. A lesson learned too late by the crew of DeepStar Six.
    We finally draw to a close Universal's shark franchise with Jaws 3. I would make a joke but there's really not much to say. Dennis Quaid and the rest of the cast and crew were doing a lot of cocaine. It shows. 
    Finally, we try our hand at starting another band but this time fronted by naked, Polish mermaids. That doesn't go so well, since they like to eat people's hearts. We had to go our separate ways for Tyler's safety. Good luck to The Lure.
    All that and Tyler invents a new cooking spray, Dave got really sick and couldn't do a proper edit... he is sorry and he will pay for it, and Kevin weeps for us all. Join us, won't you?

Episode 123- Rolly Polly Fish Heads


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