T Viral Load

     We bring September to a close with four selections curated by our favorite stair humping deviant. 

     Flashback to 1995, a young Tyler begins to full embrace his inner T at a tender age. What prompts this? His blinding love for a furtive viewing of Larry Clark's Kids. A group of teens don't really do much one day in NYC. By the way, two have HIV and one is plotting on trying to unknowingly spread it. 

     Stay in the decade of sad lumberjack costumed musicians and bare witness to the rise of Leo as an unfilmable memoir does its best to be filmed. A bright young athlete, still in NYC, throws it all away in a vicious and brutal spiral of addiction all told with flourishes of real painful teenage poetry scribbled in The Basketball Diaries.

     Two strong performances anchor the most realistic depiction of a BDSM relationship in a wide release film. Sometimes pain can be healing when applied by the right hand... directly to the buttock of your Secretary.
     Four blanks in the form of college girls, a few robberies, lots of shots of regular people partying, a staggering performance of a very specific parody, endless beautiful shots... is it art? Is it actually saying anything that is worth hearing? Does it matter? Spring Breakers forever!

     All that and Kevin ruminated on the meaning of life, Tyler fights against his inability to continue ignoring the aging process, and Dave gazes into the void that is himself. Join us, won't you?

Episode 172- T Viral Load

Of Lionhearts and Camgirls

      This week a double feature of cult proportions. 

     A camgirl has a breakdown just as she is offered an opportunity from an unknown benefactor. Taking initiative, she jumps right out to California and it all goes down from there. Is it a psychological character study with a detailed and subtle lead performance or a very cheap and boring porn with acting that is embarrassing even for a porn parody? Either way we definitely saw some Portraits of Andrea Palmer.
     A legend of the stage is spurred by snobby critics and tragically takes his own life... or did he? Is this the great thespian risen or is someone else cutting the reviewers down to size? Can you have too make Shakespeare references in one movie? We took our seats in the Theatre of Blood.
     All that and Tyler gets pumped, Anna sees two of the greatest horror movies the way God or Sam Raimi (whichever) intended, Kevin continues to have a flourishing social life, and Dave tries not to digress and fails. Join us, won't you?

Episode 171- Of Lionhearts and Camgirls

Revenge Wires

     This week- two men on missions of redemption, both with accents Dave can't understand. 

     After a nice long prison term, Di is summoned to find out just how a bunch of government drones are being burned from the inside out before the coronation of Empress Wu. Based on one of the most significant detective novels of all time and with fights choreographed by the brilliant Sammo Hung, Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (Di renjie: Tong tian di gou)has an impressive pedigree that it would take some massive bungling to mess up... 
     Finally coming home after his time in the Army, Richard has a little business to clear up with his brother's friends. Arguably Shane Meadows' best work to date and with a powerhouse performance by the great Paddy Considine, Dead Man's Shoes is a heart-wrenching tale of revenge and guilt. 

     All that and Kevin gets smug in his better choices, Tyler demanded all his best lines be removed, and Dave idly runs a fork around an outlet. Join us, won't you?

EPISODE 170- REVENGE WIRES

Chained Mystery

     This week things return to normal with another strange double feature.
     What happens when an old beloved franchise takes a decade in development with an up and coming screenwriter, a cast that is nearly perfect, one of the worst directors of all time, and a studio that gets cold feet just before production? Scooby-Doo! In their first live action outing, the gang goes to Spooky Island to find out just what is happening to make the young people with attitudes leave as upstanding super strong citizens. 

     Remember when Samuel L Jackson actually acted? Remember when Christina Ricci wasn't just doing semi-horror bio pics for Lifetime? RotP remembers... we celebrate those days with Black Snake Moan. What else is an old poor farmer in the deep South supposed to do when he finds an unconscious nymphomaniac in a ditch except take her home and chain her to the radiator?

     All that AND Tyler reveals the first of four landings on The Staircase to Tylerdom, Dave tries to get others to better appreciate an animated series, Kevin just doesn't have time for either of their shit. Join us, won't you?

Episode 169- Chained Mystery