Mad About Foxy Redheads

In a fierce head to head of dystopian nostalgia we pit mad Max 2: The Road Warrior against Hardware. First, drifter clad in leather biker gear gets caught up in some shenanigans over some guzzolene against other drifters in leather fetish gear. Then a third totally unconnected drifter brings a killer robot head to the agoraphobic girlfriend he ran out on because nothing says "I love you, Pumpkin Spice" like hot death delivered by military grade stuff.

Kevin wonders if his kaiju is kaiju enough, Dave has a minor stroke over his fellow older honky geeks, while Tyler makes jokes and a difficult decision. Join us, won't we?

Episode 105- Mad About Foxy Redheads

A Stab of Amenity

This week, Anna steps off the bench, shows some serious swagger, and unleashes more Walter Hill. When a group of Louisiana Army National Guard get lost in the backwaters of the bayou they find their lives in jeopardy when a group of faceless trappers hunts them. All the great qualities of Hill's previous efforts with all their issues in a Vietnam in the States odyssey that finds no Southern Comfort. Then Kevin tries to make us laugh with the second adventure of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, A Shot in the Dark. Widely considered the best of the series, this installment brings on favorites Cato and Commissioner Dreyfus.

All that and Dave loses his last peaceful resort and Tyler plots. Join us, won't we?

Episode 105- A Stab of Amenity

Fuck Dave

This week we fully embrace audience baiting. Tyler shows us the greatness of cheap sci-fi action with Death Machine. When a group of weapons manufacturing executives get trapped in the building with a mad designer and his stop motion kill machine there can never be enough stage corridors to run down. Then Dave would like to formally apologize to almost everyone he has ranted against and ask for their forgiveness. Be it the jerk whose high horse urinated on him in Interstate 60 or the pretentious maker of Adrenochrome. Dave is sorry he insulted you so much. This change of heart brought to you be Loqueesha, a movie made by a racist prick who can only get sexually aroused when being degraded by others publically. I hope you enjoy the jerk sessions before you disappear, Jeremy, you fuckstain.

All that plus Chris gets a restraining order from Brad Dourif, Kevin cries his own tears, and Craig tosses a classy classic bomb in our laps for next week. Join us, won't we?

Episode 104- Fuck Dave

Holmes for Days

This week RotP is joined by Stone Rockhouse, who once inflicted pain on us all, as he tries to make amends with Arnie at his Arniest, the horniest devil ever, and End of Days. Then Dave force marches us on our first steps through a long and winding tour of Baker Street with Sherlock Holmes, the highly divisive Guy Ritchie attempt to modernize the Victorian consulting detective. 
All that and Kevin destroys some evidence, Tyler's faith in porn is shaken, and Anna wears Norman Lear's skin!John Snow us, won't we?

Episode 103- Holmes for Days

If You Wannabe My Tenant

This week we were supposed to have a very special guest from London but they decided instead to take a magical day trip with their old nanny. Left in the lurch and still having to watch her pick, The Florida Project, a slice of wonderfully performed indie drama with some pretty heavy issues that don't stem from anything on screen. Then Tyler makes us watch Spice World, because of wicked plotting in the night, which has different kinds of issues stemming from our evolving cultural understanding and perceptions. Sometimes looking back just makes you forever cringe.
All that and Kevin forces someone he claims to love down a dark path, Chris admits to pricing out how much he can sell his middle child for, and Dave has to put down his high horse after it broke a leg jumping over one of his wide gaps in reasoning. 
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EPISODE 102- IF YOU WANNABE MY TENANT

Two Kinds of Ghastly Love

This week a pair of necrophiliac dream. First up Johnny X is banished to Earth for being a naughty 1950s biker gang leader and stealing the Resurrection Suit, when an unscrupulous concert promoter approaches him with an offer he can't refuse.... shenanigans ensue in this throwback homage to a vintage time. Then, inspired by a real case, The Man takes to the local mortuaries to get his sexy time on and deal with his feelings for the neighborhood hippie... shenanigans ensue in this Swiss product that isn't a pocket knife or cocoa mix.
A new guest emerges from the mists and more as RotP tackles The Ghastly Love of Johnny X and Bloodlust (aka Mosquito the Rapist)!

Episode 101- Two Kinds of Ghastly Love

A Falcon Amongst Ewoks

This week we take the easy way and dive deep into some Waters of the River Lucas to get our Star Wars on. Plus it's our 100th episode... YAY! We take a look at Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope, Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor, and Solo A Star Wars Story. Three out of four hurt someone, so even in this special time of celebration.... old habits die hard. Join us, won't we?

Episode 100- A Falcon Amongst Ewoks