Shocking Lady Farmers Run Amock (sic)

     A German grandmother comes to investigate the murder of her much younger sister, she is swept up in a web of violence, deceit, and celery seduction. A maybe FBI agent, maybe criminal syndicate assassin, definitely beige man-bear learns how to laugh and love. An emotionally damaged girl who will never mentally age passed five and hides a dark secret... sorta... don't expect a lot of sense in Lady Street Fighter.

     What do you get when you mix 9 parts Aliens with three parts Terminator and one part environmental messaging? Bruno Mattei's Shocking Dark (aka Aliens 2 aka Terminator 2 aka Contaminator aka Alienators aka something else I have no doubt).

     Cults, alien keys, rednecks, expanding blood, a glass coffin made of one strip of Plexiglas. Filmed over three weekends with at least one drinking buddy who does a fantastic James Mason impression and an impressive can-do attitude- Invasion of the Blood Farmers.
     Five American students get the trip of their short lifetimes to the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. Unfortunately, there is a Horrible Horror Hag and a whole bunch of robed cultists are waiting for them as one is destined to become the virgin bride of Satan.      Teenage pettiness, birth marks, fairly impressive gore, and a really nice basement train set are all set to send you Beyond the Door III (aka Amock Train).
     A quad-barrel of Craig chosen cheese to the chest. Please enjoy, while we spend some times licking our wounds, won't you?

Episode 147- Shocking Lady Farmers Run Amock (sic)