Saturday, March 21, 2020

Spartacus Slabbed

     This week it doesn't matter which route you choose, both lead to an express train of pain! CHOO CHOO, BABY!!!
     When a group of astronauts return from a 40 year mission in deep space they find the Earth is ruled mercilessly by alien overlords. These Mantis Masters culinary tastes run to only two flavors- nicely milled lumber and human heads. Will our deep space cadets stoke the embers of freedom lying in every human heart, will the terrible termites Alien Apocalypsebe inevitable? Doesn't matter, it made Tyler cry.
     A pair of teens find some very well maintained abandoned tunnels under a decently maintained abandoned hospital... which has an owner who seems content to do minor repairs and keep the electricity on which is very thoughtful. Waiting in the well lit and fairly clean space is the Deadgirl. Which they immediately rape. Will the boys be caught? Will anything actually semi rational happen in the run time? Doesn't matter, it made Dave weep.
     All that and Kevin flaunts his classy bunker, Dave fixes the holes in his slightly used hermetic tent with duct tape, and Tyler guards his new pandemic love doll from his dog. Join us, won't you?





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