Tylery When Wet

     This week three tales of horror and mad science under the high seas. 

     The experimental submarine "Siren I" has gone missing. So the Contek Corporation has decided to drag its whiney and obnoxious designer, Wick Hayes, onboard "Siren II" with an experienced crew and no nonsense Captain to find whatever may remain of the vanished vessel. Soon they will see what lies beyond THE RIFT.
     A group of heroin smugglers accidentally blow up their boat and are forced to take shelter in a seemingly abandoned oil rig. Soon they will find that it houses a new and terrifying threat to all life. Can anything stop Charlie, the result of PROTEUS?
     Deep sea drilling and research station, Kepler 822, at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, is ripped apart by an earthquake. The handful of survivors must walk a mile across the ocean floor to their only hope of escape. Soon they will know exactly what nightmarish horrors stalk the murky depths where light and warmth have no hold at the deepest depths UNDERWATER.
     All that and Dave settles in for a last bit of rage kitty, Tyler designs his own sub (sandwich), and Kevin builds a new friend from used parts. Join us, won't you?
    Episode 298- Tylery When Wet

Playing Dress Up

     This week a maniacal vanity project by an aging dancer of international renown and a young franchise actor's second project getting arthouse cred with a French auteur.

     A legendary spy known as "Blackbird", head of the notorious group known as "The Chieftains", takes his whole team into retirement after the death of his... fiancée... or wife... sister, maybe... though I'm pretty sure there are some kid hands in those early quick cuts but whatever. Everything is fine as they operate a high end hotel, while running from their trauma and avoiding any emotional healing, somewhere in the Caribbean. That is until one of "Blackbird"'s former loves arrives with Eric Roberts. So you know bad things are about to happen. Because Eric just has to be up to no good. Anyway, Michael Flatley's spy action thriller with only one dance sequence and it isn't even the right kind of dancing... Blackbird.

     Maureen is waiting. She is waiting for her twin brother, who died of a genetic heart condition, to fulfil their psychic medium pact of making contact from the other side. Unfortunately, it's expensive to wait for the ethereal in Paris. To make ends meet, Maureen works as a home base assistant for an endlessly jet setting super model. She is also being contacted by a mysterious texter who encourages her to indulge in her forbidden desires. Will Maureen bridge the gap to the world of the dead? Will the tempting texter bring her to a sudden and tragic end? Why does she live in denial of her actual job by calling herself a... Personal Shopper.

     All that and Tyler practices holding his breath, Kevin looks into getting a boxset size hiding place put under his skin, and Dave tries to watch something that makes him Shudder. Join us, won't we? 
   Episode 295- Playing Dress Up