Saturday, June 9, 2018

Cheap Thrills

This week we go Craigless as we watch King Kelly, a 2012 cellphone shot movie about a cam girl and her missing package, and Night of the Creeps, the 1986 cult classic homage to 50s B-movies. A fun time was had by someone. Probably Craig. Join us, won't you?

Episode 53- Cheap Thrills

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Veritas Viper Pit



    This week we put our fates in the hands of Chris and Stone and hope for the best. Stone throws Perfect Life (a.k.a. Perfect Victims) at us. A 2010... uh... pain machine isn't a genre, is it? No... um... drama? Sure. Drama. A 2010 "drama" about the most pretentious frat pledge and his very very loosely defined friends that he holds in painfully low esteem. Chris sees fit to serve up a little Street Trash, the 1987 cult classic painstakingly designed to offend as many as possible as often as possible. 
    Plus we finally hold T over a fire and force him to begin The Wire! We also figure out how to best make the inevitable Kenobi movie. All that and other things! Join us, won't we?

Episode 52- Veritas Viper Pit

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Wet and Wild

This week we root for the world's smartest psychic shark in Jaws: The Revenge. We also learn all there is to know about industrial canning with Humanoids from the Deep, finally find the true meaning of something, we aren't sure exactly what, at the bottom of Loch Ness, end up on a very leisurely cruise aboard The Poseidon Adventure.

Join us, won't we?

Episode 51- Wet and Wild

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Tarsem on the Banks of the River Kon



This week, down one Craig, we double dip into dreamlike worlds of wonder. First, we take a nap with our therapist and Satoshi Kon's memory to explore our inner deviled eggs with a dash of Paprika. The we rest and recuperate in a nice old timey hospital as a broken stuntman tries to con a kid into helping him kill himself, as Tarsem Singh giggles to himself in a corner and pushes us towards The Fall.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Ken Commando

This week Tyler strikes back for last week's dip into Wes Anderson Land with Larry Clark's 2002 drama, Ken Park, featuring all of Clark's staples like a generous helping of questionably legal young flesh. In order to push back against the rage and bitterness this inevitably grows, we also take a look at Arnie's 1985 tongue-in-cheek cult classic, Commando.
Join us, won't we?

Episode 49- Ken Commando

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Tweevenge

This week we return to the gritty glitter covered Hollywood Boulevard of 1985 Los Angeles to seek revenge with Avenging Angel. Then we take a skinny dip into the quirk of Wes Anderson's rich white people on a train epic, The Darjeeling Limited... which can only lead to pain for everyone. 

Episode 48- Tweevenge

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Boy Wonder Battle Royale

RotP watches NNNBLAAB (Non-Nolan, Non-Burton Live Action/Animated Batman) theatrical release movies. Batman '66, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, and The LEGO Batman Movie. Which of these often overlooked and ridiculed entries in the Dark Knight Detective's long cinematic career holds up the best? Which reigns supreme in our esteem? Does the mantle of the Bat really belong to the Animated Series? Does the camp of '66 make people overlook its true brilliance and subversiveness? Was Kilmer just annoyed waiting for his half-caff soy vanilla latte during the whole production? Should we make a pack as a society to completely forget Clooney's time under the cowl? 
Episode 47- Burt Ward's Boy Wonder Battle Royale